she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Randomize
