It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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