these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I am one with the molecules
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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