singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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