So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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