My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Randomize
