KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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