Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I looked at my own cervix.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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