She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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