I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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