My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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