I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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