i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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