i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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