Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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