I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize