we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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