so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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