Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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