youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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