I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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