I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Randomize
