So drunk its hurt
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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