Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Randomize
