when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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