Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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