Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
So. Much. Porn.
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