party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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