when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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