I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize