But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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