what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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