KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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