Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
