Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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