she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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