That's intense
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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