How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Even my vagina gasped.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Randomize
