i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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