why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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