do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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