Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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