Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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