Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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