If i come over, it means nothing
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Randomize
