what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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