whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
