Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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