is wine microwaveable?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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