38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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