So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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