i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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