The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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