Sponge bath it is.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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