I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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