what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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